~Kyebu

My sister has been alternatingly calling me "fat heifer" and "skinny heifer" o_O. She just had surgery and I have discovered that surgery makes her needlessly aggressive.

Awhile ago I actually had a dream that was not conducted in English, broken Gaelic/Latin/Spanish, or one of those soundless movie types. I had a dream composed in mathematics. It was very surreal and I hope never to repeat the experience.

At the end of summer term I will be joining tae kwon do (the WTF, not that other pansy one). And I'm really excited about it, darlings!

I have a story to share. Recently my family visited my grandad's house. Tsuki (my youngest sister) and I shared a bed in one of my uncle's old rooms. At about five in the morning, we awoke to some dreadful yells outside. Tsuki moved to the window to get a better picture of what was going on. I stayed in bed and wished that everyone would just shut up.

"A lady is yelling at someone," Tsuki informed me.
"It sounds like dogs to me."
"She's REALLY mad."
"He probably cheated on her," I reasoned as I stuffed my face into a pillow. "Nothing else is important enough to argue about at this hour."
"It sounds like it. She just said 'How do you think that made me feel?!'"

Suddenly we hear, "READ YOUR BIBLE, JOE!"

A little while later, Tsuki gave me an update. Apparently this man had left her by herself at a party. Okay, I would be mad, too. Then Tsuki continued. Not ONLY did Joe leave his lady at a party, he abandoned her at this otherwise place of fun and socializing in order to do cocaine with his buddy.

"HOW do you think it made me feel to learn this from ERIC?! From ERIC!!" How contemptible!

Later, "I don't care if you pay me back! Don't do this to me!"

Oho! The plot thickens! He ALSO used HER MONEY to buy his cocaine!

Some silence for a time. My sister proffers a final quote from the still very angry girlfriend/wife.

"Go ahead and throw up, see if I care!"

It was quite an adventure, darlings.